Intro:            When you came in this bar tonight Heads began to turn And one by one the men walked up   And everyone got burned You were quite the flirt In your mini skirt Brought the boys down to their knees But you waited too long to pick one out Now it’s just you and me. Chorus: I   may not be a millionaire And I ain’t no movie star But you played hard to get too long And the good ones left the bar I know you had intentions of going home with Mr. Right But it’s last call for alcohol And I’m the best you’ll do tonight verse 2: Hey we can leave in separate cars   And no one has to know I hope you don’t live too far from here My gas tank’s running low But if all goes well   And we close the deal And you’re looking for a date next week You can come back to the same ole bar And I’ll be sittin’ in the same ole’ seat Chorus: Bridge: I know I ain’t that handsome And I drive a beat up truck I also know we better go Before you sober up Chorus: The best you’ll do tonight