Intro: If your jobs about to kill you but you can’t afford to quit it. The best advice that I can give you is drink more beer Then your truck keeps overheating cause your radiators leaking That the brown bag at your feet drink more beer Drink more beer Drink more beer Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don’t up and disappear You’ve had that one too many let some else steer So you can drink more beer why don’t drink more beer When your In laws come to visit and your house feels like a prison Stay reel close to the friggin’ drink more beer When your woman won’t stop naggin that your getting’ on the wagon      Lying saying your cutting back and drink more beer Drink more beer Drink more beer Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don’t up and disappear If the lady your making eyes at don’t look like Britney Spears Drink more beer (and she will) drink more beer. (Everybody sing) Drink more beer Drink more beer Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don’t up and disappear Cause Bud make you wiser Bud Light makes you lighter And a Wine Cooler makes you    (Willie put that Wine Cooler Down) Drink more beer drink more beer   When the bar closes down we’ll head into town to the Quick Stop And see my old friend I Meer And we’ll but more beer so we can drink more beer Drink more beer (we’ll drink a whole lot more beer)