Our work day’s done. Go grab a shower! Let’s hit the pub. It’s Happy Hour. If we get bombed. Who gives a damn? I’m not as drunk   As you think I am. Those chicks right there don’t look to good but three more beers... I think I would! It’s either them or my right hand. I’m not as think as you drunk I am! So by another round. We’ll sit right here and drink ’em down. Get everyone another beer. You’ll have to kick us outta here. Say are you girls waitin’ on your friends? What did you say?!? You’re lesbians! Bartender cancel those two drinks. I’m not as am as you drunk I think. This beer is movin’ like a train. I think my lizard needs a drain. But first I’ll have a double shot. I’m drunk you think as you am is not. So by another round. We’ll sit right here and drink ’em down. Get everyone another beer. You’ll have to kick us outta here. This bathroom’s nice as it can be. It’s got four walls; I’ve puked on three! Oops here comes more! I’ll use the sink. I’m not as thrunk as you am I dink. I put that bouncer right in his place. I smacked his elbow      with my face. He’s lucky that it’s closin time. Drunk am is not as you think you I’m. So by another round. We’ll sit right here and drink ’em down. Get everyone another beer. You’ll have to kick us outta here.