Intro :(x07600) Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy there's too much hate and killin'going on But when I see the bare chest of a woman my worries and problems are all gone     no one thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world    Show them to me show them to me unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater, baby I'm sure you'll agree baby you've got two funbags     show them to me                                I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long     Show them to me show them to me lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Adjust this robe,show your globes, and a happy man I'll be if you've got dos chichis         show them to me I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated even if you've  had 13 kids and you think they look deflated there's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true if you're a big fat man, I'm a tittiefan, and I'd love to see yours too     Show them to me show them to me just like the girls gone wild on tv Just lean back and show your rack, and I'll be in extacy if you got two casabas          show them to me         come on baby let me see all the world will live in harmony It'll do you good, and It'll give me wood we'll make history if you love your country I'm gonna say it, one more time I said if you love your country " Then stand your ass up, and show them big old titties to me "