Well I went to the neighbors yard sale to see what I could find When I found an old pair of underwear hanging on a close line I asked an old women in a lawn chair how much you want for them drours She said if you’re willin to touch them them nasty things are yours They been hanging out here in the back yard since 1985 They were my husband’s favorite pair when he was still alive They’re stiff as a board in mildew if you wash em they’ll be fine They got skid marks up to the waistband but they ain’t no worse than mine I wish the boys at BVD could see me wearing these Oh they just might find it in their hearts to give me a pair for free ee ee ee ee Oh they are my favorite underwear I wear em everyday I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch but I get blisters that way