[Intro]       /   I don’t like poodles and popery pastel colors ain’t good on me i want a woman i can squeez these are things that i believe I like John Wayne and overalls i hate chick flicks and shopping malls I thank God that i’ve got balls a pickup truck a texas drawl I don’t like flowers and fancy wear or talking on that phone all the time i don’t like nothin’ near my behind it’s an exit it suits me fine oh these are all those reasons i ain’t queer (these are all the reasons he ain’t queer) i think two holes are better than one if you ask me that’s more fun getting out and then i’m done two guys kissin would make me run I don’t like sex on a foo foo bed I don’t wanna dance with a guy named Fred i did it once my face turned red you saw the tape - enoughs been said All my buddies we like to drink watching fights at the hockey rink you won’t catch me wearing pink i like the fact that my dick don’t stink oh these are all those reasons i ain’t queer Don’t be poking nothing near my rear yeah these are all the reasons the crazy cookoo reasons these are the reasons i ain’t queer