Intro:   He once shot a man just for snoring Got out of bed and shot him dead Well his name was .... (pause) I didn’t know what his name was so we just called him Fred He was riding cross the desert on a horse to another town looking for a woman in a nightgown the horses’ name was ..... (pause) I didn’t know what his name was so we just called him Fred Chorus ah oh now Fred’s a ridin’ Fred’s a ridin’ Fred Fred’s ridin’ Fred Fred’s ridin’ Fred Fred’s ridin’ Fred Verse 3     Well he got into the town met a woman in a nightgown she was wearin’ a frown (hell it rhymes) well her name was .... (pause) I didn’t know what her name was so we just called her Fred repeat chorus                           ad lib (continue same chord progression) That song’s called Fred This song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make you think things are funnier than what they really are.  Had you been drinkin’ alcohol at the time of hearing a Fred song you’d be laying on the floor right now saying that "Fred" song’s whipping my ass.  Turn it off.