Rodney Carrington - Put your clothes back on Put your clothes back on I’d rather be alone Your thing is all worn out now get on home You’ve had too many lovers they’ve worn off the hair there ain’t no way i’m going in there put your clothes on and get on home I should’ve never gone out I should’ve never had a drink Take that thing outside It’s starting to stink Your friends done told me where you have been and i feel sorry for all those men now put your clothes back on baby And get on home Yeah get that thing away from me It looks like something your dog would eat i’ve seen enough now set me free i think that thing just barked at me (woof) Early this morning it bit my leg oh little darling don’t you making me beg Now put your clothes back on and get on home Oh shit i’m scared. I need medical care I think three midgets just crawled out of there (Run boys!) Well i was fine before you came would you throw something over that pitiful thing Baby put your clothes back on and get on home Yeah put your clothes on and get your booty back home go on.