[Verse] One beer then I’m gone. The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on. Got together and decided to come here. They’re not pretty they’re not small I don’t give a damn at all. Tonight I’m only havin just one beer. [Chorus 1] Yeah tonight I’m only havin just two beers. I don’t mind the atmosphere in here. It feels so right it must be wrong I know I can’t stay too long. Tonight I’m only havin just two beers. [Verse] Three beers but no more. There’s no way I’m drinkin four. My attitude’s improvin with the beer. I was mad but now I’m glad The women in here they ain’t so bad Tonight I’m only havin just three beers. [Chorus 2] Yeah tonight I’m only havin just six beers. I kinda like the atmosphere in here. It feels so right It must be wrong. I know I can’t stay too long. Tonight I’m only havin just six beers. [Verse] Twelve beers and I quit Oh good Lord I’m drunk as shit I just spent my whole paycheck in here. I took a chance I tried to dance I threw up and pissed my pants. .one beer. [Chorus 3] Yeah tonight I’m only havin just one beer. At least that’s what I said when I got here. It felt so right but it was wrong. I know that I’d stayed too long. I think I must have drank a hundred beers. Now I wished I’d only had one beer. God I wished I’d never come in here.