[Verse 1] If I were you I’d look at me And fail to see the things I see in you       If I were you      And if I were you I wouldn’t let The shit you get from me Get the better of you       If I were you       [Pre-Chorus] Don’t you ever wonder why I could never make you cry? [Chorus] Well if I were you I’d ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The grass so   succulent and sweet If I were you I’d be through with me [Verse 2] If I were you I wouldn’t need To always read the magazines That I do       That make me blue       So if I were you I’d make the break Before I take my frustrations Out on you      Just break on through      [Pre-Chorus] Don’t you ever in your dreams Take a lover and make her scream? [Chorus] Well if I were you I’d ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The grass so   succulent and sweet If I were you I’d be through with me [Bridge]    x2 G  C x4 Well if I were you I’d ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The green green grass Of virgin country I’d live real fast and die real young You see if I were you I’d end my days In a field of stupid sheep just grazing The grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I’d be through with me