Intro I say How about a little kiss? Oh don’t be unkind                          Verse She said there’s something in the woodshed    And I can hear it breathing    It’s such and eerie feeling dar-ling He said there’s nothing in the woodshed    It’s your imagination    End of conversation dar-ling    Something in his heart Told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to  be Something in his genes Told him to pretend T?was something for the week-end Instrumental Oh come on You know you want to Verse But she said there’s something in the woodshed    I know because I saw it    I can’t simply ignore it dar-ling So he said now baby don’t be stupid    Get this into your sweet head    There ain’t nothing in the woodshed Except maybe some wood      Something in his heart Told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to  be Something in his genes Told him to pretend T?was something for the week-end Bridge I’ll go all the way with you If you’ll only do the same for me  ?  go and see If it’s nothing like you say Then you can have your wicked way with me Instrumental                                Outro Weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend It’s something for the weekend He went down to the woodshed They came down hard on his head Gagged and bound and left for dead When he woke she was gone with his car and All of his money