[Intro] [Verse 1] Norman and Norma got married in Cromer April 1983 It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma Were happy as they’d ever been They flew to Majorca and swam in the water It felt just like having a bath The piña coladas hit Norma hard And she fell into bed with a laugh And she said: [Chorus] Oh Norman it’s never ever felt like this before And oh Norman I’ve never really known your kiss before Oh no Norman Norman Nor---man [Verse 2] Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters Nadia Nora and Neve The firm Norma worked at wouldn’t take her back After maternity leave They dreamt of Majorca but couldn’t afford to go on Normanâ’s salary So they went to Cromer got double pneumonia And Norma remembered when she used to say: [Chorus] Oh Norman it’s never ever felt like this before And oh Norman I’ve never really known your kiss before Oh no Norman [Solo]                      Nor---man [Verse 3] Twenty years on and the children have gone And they’re both at a bit of a loss They’ve tried salsa classes and growing tomatoes But nothing is getting them off Then one day in Clacton there’s a re-enactment Of Normans and Saxons and this Gets their juices flowing before long they’re going And fighting like it’s 1066! And she says: [Chorus] Oh Norman it’s never ever felt like this before And oh Norman I’ve never really known such bliss before Oh no Norman        [Outro] Oh no Norman yeah      oh no no no no no no Norman It’s never ever felt like this before and oh Norman Norman Nor---man