[Intro] x4 [Verse 1] Can any-one lend me ten billion quid? Why do you look so glum? Was it some-thing I did? So I caused a second great depression what can I say I guess I got a bit carried away If I say I’m sorry will you give me the money? [Chorus] You know me the complete banker In a black Bentley sweet Samantha riding Next to me oh how I hanker for the good old days (good old days) When I was free the complete banker In my Armani before the rancour and disharmony Well money makes the world go round and round and down the drain [Verse 2] We  went to war on the floor of the exchange To  all of us  it was just a big game But God I loved it: making a profit from somebody’s loss I never knew exactly whose money it was And I did not care as long as there was [Chorus] Lots for me the complete banker In a black Bentley sweet Samantha riding Next to me oh how I hanker for the good old days (good old days) When I was free the complete banker In my Armani before the anger and the inquiries Well money makes the world go round and round and down the drain x4 [Verse 3] We’ll learn the lessons run tests and analyze      We’ll crunch the numbers ’cause the numbers never lie      Well maybe this recession is a blessing in disguise       We can build a much much bigger bubble the next time And leave the rest to clean our mess up [Chorus] Well that’s just me the complete banker In a black Bentley Magaret Thatcher riding Next to me oh how I hanker for the good old days (good old days) When I was free the complete banker I’m a conscience-free malignant cancer On society And one day you’ll let your guard down And I’ll come round again