Rodney Carrington Beer Is Better Than A Woman Guitarviper A beer is much better than a woman I?ll tell you why i?m right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night A beer will go down easy a beer is always wet Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet! beer won?t fake headache beer won?t tell me ?stop? A beer will not get angry when I try to take off it?s top A beer won?t call me selfish a beer will understand If one night I prefer to have it in the can I love my beer let it be said I guarantee if you pour it right you?ll always get good head I love my beer there is no doubt If beer goes flat just toss it out A beer is much better than a woman now this is understood You don?t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good A beer won?t get premenstrual each month of the year And I won?t pay allimony if I decide to dump my beer I still drink beer I?ll never quit When a beer is getting pissed it?ll never throw a fit Is that beer cold hell I don?t mind A fridged beer is the best kind I love my beer let it be said I guarantee if you pour it right you?ll always get good head I love my beer there is no doubt If beer goes flat just toss it out If beer goes flat just toss it out Now give me another beer baby and shut up!