1) Dear Penis ? I don?t think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at   the floor Oh Dear Penis ? I don?t  like you anymore. It used to be you and me a paper towel and dirty   magazine That?s all we needed to get by. Now it?s seems things have changed and I think that   you?re the one to blame Dear Penis ? I don?t like you anymore. 2)Dear Rodney ? I don?t think I like you anymore ?Cause when you get to drinkin? you put me places I?ve   never been before Dear Rodney ? I don?t like you anymore. Why can?t we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship Come to terms with truely how we really feel? If we put our heads together we?d just stay home forever. Dear Penis ? I think I like you after all. Ohh And Rodney ? While you?re shavin? shave my balls.