Standard Tuning EADGBe NO CAPO Intro: Verse 1: Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back he had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard Chorus 1: Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Verse 2: Once there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it she saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap Chorus 2: Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Bridge: They got paid for their sound bites And sold their TV movie rights Verse 3: And then there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to he found that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn’t quite explain it it’d always just been there Chorus 3: Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm (fade out "aahh aah aaahh aahhh)