Standard Tuning EADGBe Verse 1: Isn’t it strange? feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror What would people say if only they knew that I was Chorus 1: Part of some geneticist’s plan born to be a carbon copy man There in petri dish late one night they took donor’s body cell and fertilized human egg and so I say I think I’m a clone now there’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around I think I’m a clone now cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down Verse 2: Look at the way we go out walking close together I guess you could say I’m really beside myself Chorus 2: I still remember how it began they produced a carbon copy man Born in science lab late one night without mother or father just test tube and womb with view I think I’m a clone now there’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around I think I’m a clone now cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I’m a clone now and I can stay at home while I’m out of town I think I’m a clone now cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down [Instrumental break] Chorus 3: Signing autographs for my fans come and meet the carbon copy man Livin’ in stereo it’s all right well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say I think I’m a clone now another one of me’s just a-hangin’ around I think I’m a clone now cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I’m a clone now I’ve been on Oprah Winfrey I’m world renowned I think I’m a clone now and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down I think I’m a clone now that’s my genetic twin always hangin’ around I think I’m a clone now cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down (fade out)