Hey i dont know why no ones submitted this.... funny song capo on 5..... Weird Al Yankovic - You’re Pitiful Intro e|------------|------------| B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----| G|-0--------0------------|-0--------0------------| D|------------2-3|------------2-3| A|------------|------------| E|------------|------------| What was I too early? Oh sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or keep going? Okay now? Now? VERSE 1 My life is brilliant Your life’s a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain’t impressing’ me You’re suffering’ from delusions of Adequacy CHORUS You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful It’s true Never had a date That ya couldn’t inflate And ya smell repulsive too What a bummer bein’ you Lead: e|------------| B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----| G|----------0------------| D|------------2-3| A|------------| E|------------| VERSE 2 Well ya just can’t dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya Farty Pants But you always have a job well I mean As long as you still can work that slurpie machine CHORUS You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful It’s true You’re half undressed Eatin’ chips of your chest While you’re playin’ Halo 2 No one’s classier than you La la la la la la la la la la la la LOSER You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful You’re Pitiful It’s true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your Mom and you’re 42 Guess you’ll never grow a clue When it just sucks to be you peace 2 U biatches