[Intro] [Verse] Hello coffee my old friend I’ve come to order you again I hear the sound of grinding coffee beans I need a double shot of pure caffeine And the Indie band on the speaker soothes my brain So I’ll remain Among the sounds Of Starbucks [Verse] I tried to brew my own at home But it was quiet and alone I need to be amid the morning rush Where the leather chairs are soft and c  ush Where I can drink a Grande Cappuchino with a pumpkin scone And charge my phone Within the sound Of Starbucks [Verse] Then I heard an awful scream They had totes run out of cream A new employee spilled some coffee grounds And the wi-fi went completely down And a lady in Yoga Pants threw her latte at the wall The cops were called Then came the sound Of sirens [Verse] In the drive through lane I saw One hundred hipsters maybe more People were paying without drinking In the drive through they were all freaking People going off ’cause they couldn’t get a carmel frap Oh snap A riot started At Starbucks [Verse] As the Bible Study prayed Baristas formed a barricade The manager shouted out his warning To the angry mob that was forming He said "I checked Google Maps there’s another store across the street." So we stampede Back to the sounds Of Starbucks