Intro: ------------| G----10-8-----10-8------------|G D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D A-10------------1s-3--3--|A E-8----------8--------3---------|E Black socks no shoes chuggin cans of mountain dew T-shirt boxer shorts Imma lazy boy watching sports And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can C (1 count) Might as well face it I’m an old white man (Play the intro again) Work hard pay the bills call my buddys fire up the grill Hot dogs baked beans love handle spillin over my jeans And swattin flies with the back of my hand C (1 count) Might as well face it I’m an old white man Shut this close that get your hands off my thermostat Flat screen golf clubs makin payments on a new hot tub Already spent my retirement plan C (1 count) Lord have mercy I’m an old white man