[Intro] [Verse 1] I met a girl she was a frog princess   I guess I ought to make it clear   That I saw nothing through her see-through dress Until she whispered in my ear [Chorus] You don’t really love me and I don’t really mind         ’cause I don’t love anybody that stuff is just a waste of time         Your place or mine? [Verse 2] I met a girl she was a complete mess   I should’ve left her well alone but oh no not me I had to see if underneath that dress Her heart was really made of stone [Chorus] You don’t really love me and I don’t really mind         ’cause I don’t love anybody that stuff is just a waste of time         Your place or mine? [Instrumental]                            [Verse 3] I met a girl she was a frog princess    And yes I do regret it now     But how was I to know that just one kiss Could turn my frog into a cow? And now I’m rid of her I must confess To thinking ’bout what might have been   And I can visualize my frog princess Beneath a shining guillotine [Chorus] You don’t really love me and baby that is alright      ’cause I don’t love anybody I come and go through peoples love-lives      Your place or mine? [Outro]