[Verse 1]   Take the National Express when your life’s in a mess it will make you smile   All human life is here from the feeble old dear to the screaming child   From the student who knows that to have one of those would be suicide   To the family man manhandling the pram with paternal pride [Chorus] And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright we’re going where the air is free [Verse 2]   On the National Express there’s a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea   She’ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks for a sky-high fee   Mini skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle back in sixty three   But it’s hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country [Chorus] And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright we’re going where the air is free [Outro] Tomorrow belongs to me.. When you’re sad and feeling blue with nothing better to do don’t just sit there feeling stressed take a trip on the National Express.. On the National Express..