My hair is kinda thinning I got a tooth thats kinda loose My belly is getting bigger Waist size is 42 My prostates getting larger I pee more than I should My pecker feels like cotton When it use to feel like wood She still loves me She still tells me I’m cute   And even though she screws the pool boy   Our love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same The other day she got some flowers not from me You know the flowers came from shane Who the fuck is shane I’ve lost a lot of money Gambling till I’m sick With a lot she’s made   On a corner turning tricks I know it sounds crazy To think thats what i let her do But if you saw the cash she’s made   I’d bet you let her to She still loves me She still tells me I’m cute   And even though she screws the pool boy   Our love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same The other day she got some money not from me You know the money came from shane Who the fuck is shane Ain’t it kinda funny how to people make it work Though unconventional nobodies getting hurt No no no no   She still loves me She still tells me I’m cute   And even though she screws the pool boy   Our love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same The other day we got together me and her And a goofy son bitch named shane