Band:  NOFX Album: The Single Album Song:  Linewleum Tab:   LoDennis Date:  27.01.2021 [Intro]                                   C#5        Caug             [Verse 1] intellectual property never meant anything to me so I’m not crazy for trying to pimp out a classic song at twenty-five years old  it’s a humane thing to do even though you know we know you think it’s wrong but after seven hundred covers and eighteen hundred shows and because it’s a song that columbians love to hum we voted to pull the plug and euthanize "Linoleum" [Bridge 1]                                 I  think I  was born into this world to  piss  people off                         [Interlude 1] so I’m doing what no smart band ever would I’m taking our one wellknown song and tryin’ to make it   not very good [Verse 2] linoleum never meant anything to me I never even wrote a chorus just verses and a bridge it’s like bulldozing a bowling alley for a used record store decomposing your best song is sacrilege but when most hopeless bands play it wrong and it’s in Le Tigre’s best song and it was the last song that Tony ever played it’s time to put linoleum out to stud and make sure that it gets laid [Solo]                         [Verse 3] that’s me and I got a new kitchen floor but I still sleep with a close friend the leather trunk next to my bed that’s me on the street and I’m walking with my kid when she told me she knows everything I did because she just finished our book N.C "Dad..." [Outro] what the fuck? what the hell? why did she feel the need to tell me that she knows her dad is more than kinda weird     she knows that I do drugs     she knows that I’m kinky but what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee