nofx ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE Intro: ----/ ---/------------/----| No Chord No sleep 'til Fuckneckville, it's kind of funny you may not realize it until phone call stop, can't get laid, you find out where the parties were some time the next day one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin' C/open D one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to make us feel less significant than you we're all chippin' in the purchase you a one way first class ticket outta town pause millions sold, a mega star, there's a million assholes with ten million guitars enjoy it now, soon it ends, suddenly you find yourself without any friends one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about what you had for breakfast then for lunch we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert and how your new record's gonna top the charts we don't care 'bout your expenses, we just wanna have a laugh at your expense Outro: ---/---/------------/--- Chord Definitions: e---x e--x b---x b--x G---x g--x D---5 d--x-| A---2 a--3--| E---x e--x e---x e---x-| b---x b---x-| g---x G---x-| a---3 A---3-| e---x E---x-| e---x e---x-| b---x b---x-| g---x g---x-| d---3 d---x-| a---3 a---7-| e---x e---3-|