[Verse 1] Something is lacking I’m not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want thirty six D      I’m not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams bust through my seams    [Verse 2] My social life is pathetic I can’t find a man What I need is cosmetic surgery Be the best I can be      Proteins and milkshakes mass vitamin consumption Who needs to diet when liposuction Is painless and quick local anesthetic           [Verse 3] Now my body is a model A flawless perfection I most certainly will cause an erection Wherever I go but I still don’t know    The reason I can’t find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate Then leave through the door I can’t take anymore