"Hot Dog In A Hallway" by NOFX [Intro]   x4 2x D   [Verse 1] She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye   She works hard at eating well That’s why I love her              [Verse 2] She’s got a couple of pony kegs   Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can’t breathe That’s why I love her              [Chorus 1] I’m her butter she’s my bread     She’s like a mobile waterbed      And when I got on top of her I can’t touch the mattress         And when her flesh begins to sag She’s like a human sleeping bag   I feel so cozy safe and warm She’s my insulation                [Verse 3] I always know just where she sat And when she’s on me I get flat   Some broken ribs a punctured lung That’s why I love her              [Chorus 2] She’s my phillie I’m her stud     Her bean is bigger than my pud    It’s like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale That’s why I love her              [Verse 4] She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye   She works hard at eating well That’s why I love her