[Intro] [Verse 1] I walked into The Eagle and someone called me cis I said I’m not a cis I’m a sissy should I call you Mister or Miss? I said "I’m actually a transves-" but before I got to "-tite" The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight [Interlude] [Verse 2] They said I was a Ross crossdress for less wannabe queer I said my gender isn’t fluid but that’s how I like my beer They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt Until I did a line off Scarlett’s hundred thousand dollar cunt She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front A very pricey pussy paid for by the government [Interlude] [Chorus] Then I said fuck euphemism cis butt fuck my cis clit Your hypocritical political correctness ain’t legit I mean it fuck euphemism I say what I wanna say I love that LBGTQ will never include K [Bridge] ’Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice They’re wrong but yes we choose which gag to take away our voice I identify as a grain of saltpeter panarchist Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut Dharmasochist [Chorus] So I said fuck euphemism your words are neophyte I’m a single not a plural person so call me per for the night You’re wrong if you hate me just ’cause I’m a word Smith and Wesson ’Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson [Outro]