...HENRY KISSINGER... by Monty Python ------------................ *from ’Monty Python Sings’ (1989)* Intro:          Verse 1: Henry Kissinger how I’m missing ya; You’re the doctor of my dreams. With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes. I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy; but at least you’re not in-sane. Henry Kissinger how I’m missing ya and wishing you were here. Verse 2: Henry Kissinger how I’m missing ya You’re so chubby and so neat. With your funny clothes and your squishy nose; You’re like a German para-keet. All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher. Henry Kissinger how I’m missing ya and wishing you were here... CHORD DIAGRAMS: ------------                                  Daug             EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  320003  020100  x02223  xx0212  x35543  xx4332  323000  x32310