...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python ------------................ *from ’Monty Python Sings’ (1989)* Intro: Verse 1: Inflam-mation of the foreskin re-minds me of your smile. I’ve had Ballanital Chancroids for quite a little while. I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon. Verse 2: (Faster): My penile warts your herpes my syphilitic sores Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you more and more. Your dnob’s itch my scrumpox our lovely Gonorrho-ea; At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear. Verse 3: Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst. You gave me Scrotal Pustules with a quick flick of your wrist. Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine; I got snail tracks in my anus when your Spirochaetes met mine. Chorus 1: Gonoccalurethritis Streptocalbalinitis. Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. Epididymitis Interstitial Keratitis. Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis. Verse 4: My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me As the com-plete and utter failure every time I try to pee. My doctor says my blue balls are the worst he’s ever seen. My scrotum’s painted orange and my balls are turning green. Verse 5: My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw. You might have been infected but you never were a bore. I’m dying of your love my love; I’m your Spirochaetal clown. I’ve left my body to science but I’m a-fraid they’ve turned it down. Chorus 2: Gonoccalurethritis Streptocalbalinitis. Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. Epididymitis Interstitial Keratitis. Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: ------------   Aaug                             dim                   EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  320003  xx3434  x21202  020100  355333