Composers: Eric Idle and John Du Prez NOTE:  Please IGNORE ANY POP-UP CHORD BOXES the website might automatically suggest and use the typed shapes shown below: *    = xx7655     = x32310       = 022030        = 244222 /   = xx6454     = xx0231   /   = x22000       = 242222 D#m7b5 = xx1222   Bb  = x13331   Am7    = x02213   F#7sus4 = 242422       = xx0232    = 353333   D7sus4 = xx0213        = 242322 /    = xx2232     = x33010        = xx0212          = 799877 *    = xx3211     = 131211   E7sus4 = 020200         = 244322 Fadd9  = xx3213     = x02223        = 020100        = 466444       = 133211     = 353433         = x02220       = 464444       = x32010     = xx0212         = 022100       = x46454 Please select a star rating for this tab many thanks ==================================================================== [Intro] |  /   /   /   /  | /   /   /   /  |  /   /   /   /  | |  /   /   /   /  |  /   /   /   /  | [Verse 1] "Once in every show...   there comes a song like this It starts off soft and low and ends up with a kiss Oh where... is the song that goes like this-------?" (Where is it?)  Where?  (Where?) [Verse 2] "A sentimental song that casts a magic spell  They all will hum along      we’ll overact like hell Oh this... is the song that goes...    like this!" "Yes it is!" ("Yes it is!") "Yes it is!" ("Yes it is!") [Bridge] "Now we can go straight... in - to the middle eight A bridge... that is too far...for...me!" "I’ll sing it in your face while we both embrace!" And then we change the key-------! [Verse 3] "Now we’re into E!   Erm... That’s awfully high for me!" "But everyone can see       we should have stayed in D!"        For this is our song that goes like this---------! [Verse 4] "I’m feeling very proud!"    "You’re singing far too loud!" "That’s the way that this song goes!"  "You’re standing on my toes!"              Sing - ing our song that goes like this------------------! [Verse 5] "I can’t believe there’s more!"    "It’s far too long I’m sure!" "That’s the trouble with this song     it goes on and on and on!" For this is our song that is too long--------------------------!                                          (Jesus Christ! God damn it!) [Verse 6] "We’ll be singing this ’til dawn!" "You’ll wish that you weren’t born!" "Let’s stop this damn refrain...       be - fore we go insane!" [Coda] The song... always... ends... like... this-------!