UG user jstroop1 contributed some of the chords. Chords used:          /    / e|-0--2--0-----0----0---2---| B|-0--4--0-----0----2---4---| G|-1--4--1-----1----2---4---| D|-2--4--0-----0----2---4---| A|-2--2--2-----2----0---0---| E|-0-----0-----4------------| [Verse 1] Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya ’bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed [Verse 2] John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say could stick it away: half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink therefore I am." Yes Socrates himself is particularly pissed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed