Intro: Well I won two dollars on a scratch off ticket So I went back to the   counter and I bought two more with it. And I won ten bucks and that was just right So I bought a six-pack and a bag of ice. You know even if our ship came in and this is all we got It ain’t like we really need a million dollar yacht Cause We got an inner-tube We got trailer hitch. We’re near the river and far from rich. But we’ve got each other and gas in the tank And we’re laughing all the way   to the river bank. Still can you imagine if we ever struck it I’d go shoot tequila take a lime and suck it. And we’d all tell our bosses they can do the same We’ll find a big cruise ship and buy the whole dang thing. We’d sail around the world and go shore in a day But ’til that dream comes true why don’t you grab your bikini. Cause We got an inner-tube We got trailer hitch. We’re near the river and far from rich. But we’ve got each other and gas in the tank And we’re laughing all the way   to the river bank. However it goes (Whatever happens) We got it made (In these shades) Cause baby we can float (Behind this boat) We can ride a wave. We got an inner-tube We got trailer hitch. We’re near the river and far from rich. But we’ve got each other and gas in the tank And it’s a beautiful day.   We’re laughing all the way to the river bank.