I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m five foot three and over weight I’m a sci-fi fanactic mild asthmatic                        c Never been to second base But theres a whole nother me you need to see go check out myspace Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate and I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell em that I dont want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler on-line.   So much cooler online I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve Ever even been to LA Is when I got the chance With the marching band to play tuba in the rose parade But On - line I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klien I’ve been in GQ Im single and I’m rich and I got a set of six pack Abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell em that I dont want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler On-line.   Yea I’m cooler online When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight Every time I log in   Solo: On - Line Im out in Hollywood Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good Even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler on-line.   Yea I’m cooler online I’m so much cooler on-line Yea I’m cooler online