Intro:  ()   ()   ()  x 2 When you’re () 5 years old and you walk downstairs And catch your () parents on the couch Playin’ some () game that () looks like () Half-dressed () mouth-to-mouth Well it’s a () shock to your system And your brain starts spinnin’ And you () make your()self a () pact Yeah when () I grow () up () I ain’t () ever gonna () do that (NC)   Yes you () will   If you’re lucky you will () know just how (it/that) () feels     () To step into   () A pair of shoes   That you () swore you’d () never () fill   You () say you () won’t  ((Bass run from to ))   () Yes you () will () Before long you’ve got your driver’s license And the () world seems like it’s yours Except for the () fact that you () gotta be () home By () 10 of course And that () makes you mad - So you throw a fit And slam the () door as you () leave the () house And yell "when () I have () kids () I ain’t gonna () care how () late they’re out!" (NC) REPEAT CHORUS SOLO Well you () know how your grandma and () grandpa are happy Just () sittin’ ’round the house Wearin’ () clothes that are out-of-date () Talkin’ ’bout the ol’ days And () draggin’ photo albums out And you () sure do love ’em But I () mean "come on now!" () You won’t ever be that () way (NC) REPEAT CHOURS   You can () say you () won’t  ((Bass run from to ))   But () yes you () will