Darlin’ I’ve been standin’ here just watchin’ you all night And I think I’ve even caught you watchin’ me a couple times If I don’t ask I’ll never know this may sound dumb but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither I’m glad that we agree believe me that’s a big relief Well this place is awful crowded and this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat Me neither? It’s nice to finally meet a girl who doesn’t move to fast I was only checkin’ that’s the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow you and I should take this slow And darlin’ tell me would you like to dance? Me neither I was just being polite thank goodness My feet are much to tired I’m sure you’re tired too I can see an empty booth would you like to maybe sit and talk a while Me neither We’d never get along I’m thinkin’ There’s no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time and I’m runnin’ outta lines Don’t you think it’s time for me to end this song?                 (guitar solo) Me neither