Page three of the canyon tribune There’s a story about the fair and a picture of you In black and white blue ribbon best in show Already know what happens now The editor of Vogue rolls through town Sees that picture tracks you down and Next thing you know They’re gonna put you on the cover girl You outshine them other girls And everybody will discover girl What I already know                                              That there ain’t another girl anywhere in the whole world As pretty as you the only trouble girl is that you have to go And blow your cover girl         Before long secrets out and there’s paparazzi outside your house And peace and quiet and going out That’s the thing of the past Red carpet you’re looking hot And I think I’ am too but I guess I’m not Cause it’s hey hillbilly get out of the shot As the cameras flash And they put you on the cover girl You outshine them other girls And everybody will discover girl What I already know No there ain’t another girl anywhere in the whole world As pretty as you the only trouble girl is that you have to go And blow your cover girl