Bigger Fish To Fry featuring the New Kung Pao Buckaroos   Intro:    I said a bad word when I was a kid   Momma said that I’d be sorry for the sin that I did   Bbaddy whooped me and the preacher said shame   And I tried like hell to change   But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes   The minor vices man I know em well   I’ve closed down bars    I’ve lusted in my heart   My Ex’s think I oughta burn in hell   But the devil he won’t notice when I die   Don’t ya figure he’s got bigger fish to fry        Politicians taking pork barrell bribes   Crooked CEO’s getting off with no time   Christmas eve burglars stealing good childrens toys Can’t say Christmas   Holiday burglars stealing good childrens toys   But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes   The minor vices man I know em well   I’ve closed down bars    I’ve lusted in my heart   My Ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell   But the devil he won’t notice when I die   Don’t ya figure he’s got bigger fish to fry   Solo:    Yea there’s gonna be a bonfire burning   An everlasting barbecue   But with all the bad stuff going on   There aint gonna be room for me and you   We cuss we smoke we laugh at Tater’s jokes   Tell one Jim      You know you’re old when your wife says honey do you want to run       upstairs and make love and your answer is I cannot do both   The minor vices man we know em well   We’ve closed down bars   We’ve lusted in our hearts   Our Ex’s think we oughta burn in hell   But the devil he won’t notice when we die   Don’t ya figure he’s got bigger fish to fry   Yea don’t ya figure he’s got bigger fish to fry   Pass the tarter sauce