The Pants by BRAD PAISLEY If you like it please rate it!! It would be much appreciated [Intro]:            [Verse 1]: 36 32 boot cut with a skoal ring Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee You say the man inside those Levi’s don’t take orders And she’ll just have to realize you’ll do as you damn well please [Chorus]: You wear the pants buddy good for you I’m so impressed yeah whoopty-doo    You need to know that ain’t how it works It’s not who wears the pants it’s who wears the skirt     [Verse 2]: At the top drawer of her dresser there’s some panties Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill With your big old thighs I bet you can’t get in ’em And with that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will [Chorus]: You wear the pants buddy good for you I’m so impressed yeah whoopty-doo     You need to know that ain’t how it works It’s not who wears the pants it’s who wears the skirt [Solo and Interlude]            [Bridge]: A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A little thing like her can barely lift the bar But just wait until that woman has a headache And she sits there with her legs crossed we’ll see how strong you are [Chorus]: You wear the pants buddy good for you We’re so impressed whoopty-doo      You’ll soon find out that ain’t how it works It’s not who wears the pants it’s who wears the skirt  Oh Ohh You wear the pants who wears the skirt? [Outro]        N.C. Thank Y’all! N.C. Please rate if you Enjoyed it!