From the WRXP session. You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything’s in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though The Bloody Mary’s lacking her Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal? Oh the boy’s a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seem My love when you dream them up... Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she’s told she’s gonna get it I’m guessing that she’d rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn’t going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? Oh the boy’s a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Oh where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? Woah. (    ) Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out You’re not coming back again. Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out You’re not coming back again.