<i>Intro:</i> Guitar 1 e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14------------| A|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14------------| E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5s12------------|x3 Guitar 2(starts after Guitar 1 has played through once) e|------------| B|------------| G|----5------5-7b9------5-7---7b9r7-5------------| D|-/7-----/7---------5-7------------| A|------------| E|------------|x2 Verse e------------| b------------| g------------7-7-7-| D-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--7-7-7-| A-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5-5-| E-5-5-5--5-5-5--1-1-1--------| Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses with wet white trousers on And worlds collide as the evening continues the dignity fucks off Her brother’s gone off to the strippers to make up for all the lost time She could have been one of the bitches but she’s actually alright Cigarette smoker I’m sorry but we’re all unsure How much you’ve had but we Think that you ought to maybe not have any more Guitar 1 e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14------------| A|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14------------| E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5s12------------|x3 Guitar 2(starts after Guitar 1 has played through once) e|------------| B|------------| G|----5------5-7b9------5-7---7b9r7-5------------| D|-/7-----/7---------5-7------------| A|------------| E|------------|x2 Verse e------------| b------------| g------------7-7-7-| D-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--7-7-7-| A-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5-5-| E-5-5-5--5-5-5--1-1-1--------| The country home even if we really tried wouldn’t cease to surprise us now And I bet your Dad would like to give us all a slap when are your parents back d’ya know? Well I never came from no ghetto but it wasn’t nowhere near here Well spoken girls in stilettos aren’t something to fear Cigarette smoker I’m sorry but we’re all unsure How much you’ve had but we Think that you ought to maybe not have any more Guitar 1 (should really be played on bass but if you wanna do it anyway...) e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|------------| A|------------5-5-5---7-5------------| E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---1-1-1------------7-5------------|x2 Guitar 2(after Guitar 1 has played through once) e|------------| B|------------| G|------------9p7-5-7p5------------| D|------------| A|------------| E|------------|x1 Cigarette smoker I’m sorry but we’re all unsure How much you’ve had but we Think that you ought to maybe not have any more Cigarette smoker cigarette smoke doesn’t hide As well as you’d think and you’d Think that it ought to act like the perfect disguise >Eu>