Get on your dancing shoes There’s one thing on your mind Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you’ll be rummaging’ through And the shit shock horror You’ve seen your future bride   Oh but it’s oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you’re waiting and waiting Chorus:                 The only reason that you came So what you scared for?                 don’t you always do the same               It’s what you there for don’t you know ...the lights are flashing Down in here tonight   And some might exchange a glance But keep pretending to dance (same chords ’till the end) Don’t act like it’s not happening As if it’s impolite             To go and mention your name Instead you’ll just do the same As they all do and hope for the best... The only reason that you came So what you scared for? Well don’t you always do the same       It’s what you’re there for but no          Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you’ll be rummaging through Oh and the shit shock horror You’ve seen your future bride   Oh but it’s oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you’re waiting and waiting