verse 1: I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital, I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say static noises verse 2: You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend, He's never a chump or a tease He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees Bridge: I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Sit down by his side and say, "Hi" And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say static noises Outro Verse: Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say frantic static noises Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!