"Party at the Leper Colony" "Weird" Al Yankovic [Verse] Finger food and an ice cold keg It won’t cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on people let’s give ’em a hand Saturday night is the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the party at the leper colony Oh there’s a party at the leper colony [Solo]           /    x2 [Verse] Met a little lady so pretty and young She was quite a talker ’till the cat got her tounge She oozed up beside me i turned on my charm Pretty soon she was completely disarmed I said "Now girl don’t fall to pieces on me" But she cried her eyes out literally At the party at the leper colony Oh there’s a party at the leper colony [Solo]                 /    [Verse] Hey now buddy don’t you give me no lip Sorry I was usin your head for a dip There’s a guy in the hot tub I don’t know who Wait a minute it looks like stew Well hold the phone now what do I see Another pretty momma got her eye on me At the party at the leper colony   Oh there’s a party at the leper colony There’s a party at the leper colony (Party at the leper colony) There’s a Party at the leper colony (Party at the leper colony) Oh there’s a Party at the leper colony (Party at the leper colony)