Intro:              x2 Verse: Same chords as intro Mom made my sex She knitted it with her hands Sex-making is a family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze Until they figured it out And they said ’gosh dang this is great!’ Prechorus: But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball Walking round with no sex at all Chorus: Same chords as intro/verse I said Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late I can’t be late I can’t go out without my sex It’s cold outside and my toes get wet And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend Verse 2: Meg likes to hide it She said that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug Or stuck in a shoe closet Or tumbling round in the washing machine She’s always trying to get me clean She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling Prechorus 2: It’s gonna be another hour or more Till I am ready to walk out the door Chorus 2: I said Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late I can’t be late I can’t go out without my sex It’s cold outside and my toes get wet And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend Break:          People can you hear me talking I know you all are happy rocking Could you lend me a dime pretty please? Brother sister got time? I’ve got no sex on my feet Sex in my drawer Sex in my shoes Or sex on the floor Chorus 3: I said Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late I can’t be late I can’t go out without my sex It’s cold outside and my toes get wet And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend