=\ /= Weezer =\ /= \/\/ THE WHITE ALBUM (2016) \/\/ Weezer’s 10th studio album Release date: April 1, 2016 -- Track listing -- 1. California Kids 2. Wind in Our Sail 3. Thank God for Girls 4. (Girl We Got A) Good Thing 5. Do You Wanna Get High? 6. King of the World 7. Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori 8. L.A. Girlz 9. Jacked Up 10. Endless Bummer 11. Prom Night (bonus track on Japanese release) Track 1 - CALIFORNIA KIDS Verse Chorus ----------- ---------- C x32010 F 133211 Am x02210 Am x02210 G 320033 E 022100 F 133211 C* 032013 Capo 3rd fret [Verse 1] When you wake up, cobwebs on your eyelids, stuck in rigor mortis, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh-oh Just get going, 'til you hit the ocean, and you turn Californian, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh-oh You don't have to, have the answers, don't you worry, don't you worry [Chorus 1] It's gonna be alright, if you're on a sinking ship The California kids, will throw you a lifeline And if you're up all night, thinking 'bout some thing you did The California kids, will show you the sunshine [Verse 2] In your bare feet, in mid-January, swimming in the mystery, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh-oh Second guessing, almost everything, don't you worry, don't you worry [Chorus 2] It's gonna be alright, if you're on a sinking ship The California kids, will throw you a lifeline And if you're up all night, thinking 'bout some thing you did The California kids, will show you the starlight [Solo] [Verse 3] All your old friends, chilling back in Boston, you never forgot them, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh-oh [Chorus 3] It's gonna be alright, if you're on a sinking ship The California kids, will throw you a lifeline And if you're up all night, thinking 'bout some thing you did The California kids, will show you the sunshine The California kids, will show you the starlight ------------ Track 2 - WIND IN OUR SAIL ----------------------------------------------------------------- Verse Chorus Bridge ----------- ----------- ------------ xx0232 xx0232 320033 / xxx220 / xxx220 / 2x0033 x24432 x24432 022000 244222 320033 xx0232 A x02220 Em 022000 A x02220 Capo 1st fret [Verse 1] A boy and a girl, albatross around their necks Hands burning from the rope, ships stranded in the tropics Acidification wiped out the tiger shark Let's try to save their souls, and trust the man with the Torah [Chorus 1] We got the wind in our sail, like Darwin on the Beagle Or Mendel experimenting with a pea We got the wind in our sail (in our sail, our sail) And we can do so many great things together, together [Verse 2] Breathe in the salt, slicing waves at forty knots Cumulonimbus in the sky, this is what we've waited for And now there's no more hyperventilating in wheelchairs We're gonna save the last dog on Funk Islands We're had to do it wrong before we could do it right [Chorus 2] We got the wind in our sail, like Darwin on the Beagle Or Mendel experimenting with a pea We got the wind in our sail (in our sail, our sail) And we can do so many great things together, together [Bridge] Pushing the stone up the hill and if it rolls back Down, whoa, Sisyphus it rolls back down Pushing the stone up the hill and if it rolls back Down, whoa, Sisyphus it rolls back down [Chorus 3] We got the wind in our sail, like Darwin on the Beagle Or Mendel experimenting with a pea We got the wind in our sail (in our sail, our sail) And we can do so many great things together, together / / [Outro] We got the wind in our sail (we got the wind in our sail) / ------------ Track 3 - THANK GOD FOR GIRLS ------------ Verse Chorus ----------- ----------- Am xxx210 A5 577xxx / xx003x 355xxx F x332xx F5 133xxx [Verse 1] The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to Take on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testoste- -rone, in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes and you will Require band aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and When you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her Eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth and that's why you [Chorus 1] Thank God for girls Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA Thank God for girls On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray She’s so big, she’s so strong She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls Thank God for girls Thank God for girls, thank God for girls [Verse 2] I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine I think about her all the day and all the night, it's enough to know that she's alive She says I give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack The truth is that I’m just as scared, I don’t know how to act I wish that I could get to know her better But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter I carved her name into all the trees, sang a song down on one knee Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was fourteen I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down [Chorus 2] Thank God for girls Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA Thank God for girls On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray She’s so big, she’s so strong She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls Thank God for girls Thank God for girls, thank God for girls [Verse 3] God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge ma- -chine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting While Adam was like “that really hurts”, going off into the tundra So pissed at God and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey Eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the Echinacea until God said “Imma smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two” And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God” ------------ Track 4 - (GIRL WE GOT A) GOOD THING ----------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus Verse Bridge During Solo ------------ ----------- ------------ ------------ 244222 0221xx x466xx 0221xx x24444 4664xx #/ x365xx 5776xx 022100 5776xx x244xx / 4764xx x02220 x466xx #/ x143xx 2442xx E 02210x Tune half-step down [Intro] [Chorus 1] Girl, we got a good thing You know where this is heading, uh-huh Just a couple lovebirds Happy to be singing, uh-huh Girl, we got a good thing And I don't see this ending Do you want to fly? Do you want to flee? Do you want to get away with me? Do you want to face the great unknown? [Verse 1] Jingle, jingle We're as happy as a couple Hare Krishnas Dancing, twirling, playing on the tambourine We'll crush the scene together Marching onward Oblivious to all the hate around us We could self-publish a book of our philosophy And hand it to the tourists [Chorus 2] Girl, we got a good thing You know where this is heading, uh-huh Just a couple lovebirds Happy to be singing, uh-huh Girl, we got a good thing And I don't see this ending Do you want to fly? Do you want to flee? Do you want to get away with me? Do you want to face the great unknown? [Verse 2] Puerto Rico Would be perfect for a destination wedding We'll drive into Ventura on the 101 It sounds like fun, to me [Bridge] You scare me like an open window Let's chalk it up to Stockholm syndrome I want to crawl in, crawl into a hole [Solo] / / / [Chorus 3] Girl, we got a good thing You know where this is heading, uh-huh Just a couple lovebirds Happy to be singing, uh-huh Girl, we got a good thing And I don't see this ending Do you want to fly? Do you want to flee? Do you want to get away with me? Do you want to face the great unknown? Girl, we got a good thing Girl, we got a good thing Girl, we got a good thing ------------ Track 5 - DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH ------------ Verse and Chorus Bridge ------------ ---------- D# x688xx D# x688xx G# 466xxx B x244xx C# x466xx C# x466xx F 133xxx A# 688xxx F# 244xxx [Verse 1] Crush up the blue and inhale through your nose Scrape every cork from the wood in the floor, she said [Chorus 1] Do you wanna get high, don't eat no dinner tonight I took a road trip to Mexico and scored a hundred pounds Do you wanna get high, it's like we're falling in love We can listen to Bacharach and stop at any point [Verse 2] Now our bones start to ache as we cramp on the pot And we fall to the floor with our face in a knot, she said [Chorus 2] Do you wanna get high, don't eat no dinner tonight I took a road trip to Mexico and scored a hundred pounds Do you wanna get high, it's like we're falling in love We can listen to Bacharach and stop at any point [Bridge] Keep on doing what you do cause I'll never get tired of you Don't need booze cause I'll never get tired of you Stop the tape, kill the lights, close the drapes And keep doing what you do cause I'll never get tired of you [Solo] She said [Chorus 3] Do you wanna get high, don't eat no dinner tonight I took a road trip to Mexico and scored a hundred pounds Do you wanna get high, it's like we're falling in love We can listen to Bacharach and stop at any point ------------ Track 6 - KING OF THE WORLD ----------------------------------------------------- F# 244xxx A# x133xx B x244xx G# 466xxx F 133xxx C# x466xx B/A# x14xxx D# x688xx [Intro] [Verse 1] You walk by the magazines sitting on the rack at the CV--S One more sad movie star divorce, three hundred died in an airplane wreck And you think of all the people suffering and you bury that pain But you can tell me everything and we’ll ride on that wave [Chorus 1] If I was king of the world, you’d be my girl, you wouldn’t have to shed one single Tear unless you wanted to, 'cause yeah I know what it’s like If I was king of the world, yeah girl, we could ride a Greyhound all the Way to the Galapagos, stay for the rest of our lives Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa [Verse 2] Dad hit you on the hand just for holding your chopsticks wrong Then your mom locked you in a shed and Uncle Sam dropped an atom bomb But you’re not alone, you can let it go and just weep on my breast And cover me with your tenderness and that pain will pass [Chorus 2] If I was king of the world, you’d be my girl, you wouldn’t have to shed one single Tear unless you wanted to, 'cause yeah I know what it’s like If I was king of the world, yeah girl, we could ride a Greyhound all the Way to the Galapagos, stay for the rest of our lives Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa [Bridge] We are the small fish We swim together No Prozac or Valium, we’ll Face tsunamis together [Chorus 3] If I was king of the world, you’d be my girl, you wouldn’t have to shed one single Tear unless you wanted to, 'cause yeah I know what it’s like If I was king of the world, yeah girl, we could ride a Greyhound all the Way to the Galapagos, and stay for the rest of our lives Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa ------------ Track 7 - SUMMER ELAINE AND DRUNK DORI ------------ Verse Chorus Bridge ---------- ----------- ----------- x355xx x0222x 32000x 355xxx 0221xx xx0231 577xxx 2442xx x02210 0220xx x4665x 133211 133xxx x5777x x355xx Am7 x0201x C/E 032010 Tune half-step down [Intro] B|------------5--------3----| G|--5---x-5------------0------------5---5----4---4--| D|--5---x-5-5---x-5-/7---x-7-----2-2-3---x-3-3---x-3------------| A|--3---x-3-5---x-5-/7---x-7-2-2-----3---x-3-3---x-3-/3------------| E|----------3---x-3-/5---x-5-0-0-----1---x-1-1---x-1-----------3--------| [Verse 1] Oh, she left me there, she left me all alone Oh, but I don't care, no I don't mind at all What really happened, I got distracted, I suck at getting off the phone Boy in the bubble, saying I love you, I should have written her a note [Chorus 1] Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori When I'm feelin' lonely, I don't want to go, oh-oh Oh-oh, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori Wish that they would show me, I can't let them go, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh [Verse 2] Oh-oh, she swam away, and flexed her mermaid tail She was out too deep, when lightning struck the bay Good witch or bad witch, God is a woman, I wish I hadn't played the prude She touched my ankle, Paranoid Android, I felt it in my molecules [Chorus 2] Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori When I'm feelin' lonely, I don't want to go, oh-oh Oh-oh, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori Wish that they would show me, I can't let them go, oh-oh, Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh [Bridge] Slender and tall, they whisked my worries away, sweet piano Melodies play, feet crushing Sauvignon grapes, I hear them Whispering, whispering, out at the pool Remember when we were only sixteen, you made me believe in God Oh when I finally wake, both girls are gone [Solo] [Chorus 3] Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori When I'm feelin' lonely, I don't want to go, oh-oh Oh-oh, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori Wish that they would show me, I can't let them go, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ------------ Track 8 - L.A. GIRLZ ----------------------------------------------------- Chorus Verse Bridge / / / Tune half-step down [Chorus 1] L.A. girls, please act your age You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girls, please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight [Verse 1] I think I'm in whiplash, I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach I get off at Pico and sell my possessions so you will know just how I feel I love your long hair but you just don't care So please help me fathom this world without music and by the way, when can we talk? [Chorus 2] L.A. girls, please act your age You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girls, please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight [Verse 2] So would you mind if I was pregnant, I'll sleep on the edge of your bed Like Dante and Beatrice, we'll light up our candles but how is this going to end? The kids are asleep, we're haunting their dreams And some women swear it's more painful than labor to die with your sins on your head [Bridge] Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? [Solo] [Chorus 3] L.A. girls, please act your age You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girls, please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight ------------ Track 9 - JACKED UP ----------------------------------------------------------------- Am x0221x G 3200xx F 13321x C x3201x E5 02xxxx C/B x2001x Slightly detune (quarter-step down) to match the album pitch [Intro] [Verse 1] If I stay the night, will we fall in love? If I stroke your hair, it's gonna hurt so much Stranded in the Kalahari, will you share your flask? If I stay the night, will we fall in love? [Chorus 1] I’m all jacked up, over you I’d bury diamonds, just for you Oh, why, why, why do my flowers always Die, why do they die? I’m all jacked up, over you [Verse 2] I see you standing there, without a shred of clothes And I can break away, from the vein of gold Come my beautiful alien, touch me with your light But if I stay the night, will we fall in love? [Chorus 2] I’m all jacked up, over you I’d bury diamonds, just for you Oh, why, why, why do my flowers always Die, why do they die? I’m all jacked up, over you [Bridge] You’re the sun that I’m orbiting, I burn in your heat Supernova and cosmic dust, you spawn galaxies We’ll sleep together, sleep together, sleep forever Sleep together, sleep forever minus one Say those forbidden words to me, eagle girl [Chorus 3] I’m all jacked up, over you I’d bury diamonds, just for you Oh, why, why, why do my flowers always Die, why do they die? I’m all jacked up, over you ------------ Track 10 - ENDLESS BUMMER ----------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus and Verse Pre-Chorus Bridge / / Tune half-step down (For standard tuning and open chord voicing, see the acoustic version) [Chorus] Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey [Verse 1] I just want this summer to end What's the point of trying to pretend? She told me to follow the rules Not all nineteen year olds are cool [Pre-Chorus] I'm all alone at night Dreamin' about my life She was too fast for me I count my steps because I'm OCD [Chorus] Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey [Verse 2] No life from Paloma to Rose Sometimes I feel like I'm a ghost Changing into street clothes in a tent I just want this summer to end (summer to end) [Pre-Chorus] My heart is so landlocked Nothing but tourist shops It's just like a curse, you see This bummed out feeling that she's over me, she's over me [Bridge] I put my jacket over my head I'm trying not to stare at her chest I can't even dance in the dark Cause my headphones are still on the seat of her car [Chorus] Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey Hey, hey Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey [Verse 3] Kumbaya makes me get violent I just want this summer to end Whoa ---------------------------------------------------- Bonus Track - PROM NIGHT ------------ Verse Chorus Bridge ---------- ------------ ------------ 577xxx x335xx x02210 022xxx 577xxx / x02211 x577xx 688xxx x022xx x335xx x355xx x133xx x355xx x577xx x355xx G5 355xxx G5 355xxx Tune half-step down [Verse 1] Almost saw her heartbeat, under the necklaces Caked-on concealer, sorry 'bout the zit She's a fan of 5SOS, but only cause they're so hot Sippin' drinks at Starbucks, didn't know what else to say [Chorus 1] Except "hey, little girl, would you rock my world?" Cause I love who you are, you look like a lucky star With that makeup on, just like a young Madonna Hey, I'm in love again Do you remember prom night? [Verse 2] Your brother loves his country, dad loves Ballroom Blitz Mommy closed your Instagram, it was inappropriate Maybe I'll go with you, driving up Mulholland On a teenage quest for a future husband [Chorus 2] I said "hey, little girl, would you rock my world?" Cause I love who you are, you look like a lucky star With that makeup on, just like a young Madonna Hey, I'm in love again Do you remember prom night? [Bridge] Gun me around in your sweet Chevelle We don't need any safety belts Blast the Scorpions, yeah, we're that cool They're gonna play the forum soon Do you want to go? [Solo] No chords But somehow we got separated And I went back home all alone [Chorus 3] I said "hey, little girl, would you rock my world?" Cause I love who you are, you look like a lucky star With that makeup on, just like a young Madonna Hey, I'm in love again Do you remember prom night? Remember prom night? Remember prom night Oo-oo-hoo-hoo