I hung on to Mary's stump  I danced with a soldier's glee With a rum soaked crook And a big fat laugh I spent my last dollar on thee I saw Bill Bones I gave him a yell  Kehoe spiked the nog Spring hog        Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen mare Donned himself with chicken fat  Sawin on a jawbone violin there Kathleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal underwear bra  I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and bay Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain Don't give a hoot what they say Ya gotta slap that hog Roll 'em over twice Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom   You gotta swat them flies And chain up the dogs Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs Old brown Betty with a yellow wig Tain't the mince meat filagree      And it ain't the turkey neck stew And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds Though she made them especial for you Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the dogs Jaheseus Christ I can always make room When they're cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog