Well we’ve been going together Since the eighth of November And though it seems like forever I very clearly remember You told me on our first date What you’d do on my birthday Well hooray it’s my birthday! And frankly baby I can’t wait. I don’t want to Die a virgin     I don’t want to Die a virgin     -  --- The other day I discovered A magazine of my brother’s I read it under the covers It got me all hot and bothered. Now every time that I see you Your uniform becomes see-through You don’t know how much I need you The "Handy Andys" I’ve been through I don’t want to Die a virgin     I don’t want to Die a virgin     - - - for the solo part The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall How are you fallen from heaven? Oh Hellel star of the morning With all the bombs and the bird-flu We’re probably gonna be dead soon And here we are in your bedroom Oh did I tell you I love you I love you I love you I can feel your heart beating And your breathing increasing Your folks are out for the evening I really hope I’m not dreaming I don’t want to Die a virgin     I don’t want to Die a virgin     -