| | | | He always holds on to his girlfriend That's where he likes to be He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck A false sense of security And when he goes, he goes with a smile And when he goes, he goes with a smile And when he goes, he goes with a smile And when he goes, he goes with a smile Desperate Andy, a-a-a-a Ra-la-la la-la-la-la Desperate Andy, a-a-a-a Ra-la-la la-la-la-la-la la-la-la   The world is your oyster now   You can do as you want to do   The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na He used to be a closet biker they say A 1957 BSA He used to collect writing paper They wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder of Desperate Andy, a-a-a-a Ra-la-la la-la-la-la Isn't it dandy? a-a-a-a Ra-la-la la-la-la-la Have yourself another shandy, Andy Ra-la-la la-la-la-la Desperate Andy, a-a-a-a Ra-la-la la-la-la-la-la la-la-la   The world is your oyster now   You can do as you want to do   The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to   The world is your oyster now   You can do as you want to do   The world is your oyster now So go out and get laid and get whatever you want to   The world is your oyster now The world is yours It's yours, it's yours, it's yours, yours It's yours, it's yours, it's yours, yours Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, yo-oh