[Intro] Dadd4 / |------------|------------|------------|------------| G|-------0-------0-|(0)----0-------0-|(0)----0-------0-|(0)----0---------| D|---4-------4-----|---4-------4-----|---2-------2-----|---0-------0---0-| x5 A|-5---5-------5---|-----5-------5---|-----3-------3---|-----2-------2---| |------------|------------|------------|------------| Let ring (0) = hold note over bar line bass and drums come in on 4th time bass plays G instead of B. [Verse 1] Close your legs open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come on over here just sit right down Needn’t comb your hair needn’t pout or frown I hear you’ve turned our young men Into dribbling clowns [Chorus] 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? [Interlude] Dadd4 / x2 [Verse 2] Make their day and go ahead Remove your clothes lie on their bed Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet To the easily led And before you do just what you do Here’s one thought for you to chew The men who run the business that you sell They screw you too [Chorus] 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? [Bridge] You’re just another 365 night stand But you’re so handy you’re so handy You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land But you’re so handy you’re so handy [Verse 3] Your picture’s hanging pretty on the squaddies’ walls You’re Steven’s Andy’s you’re Ian’s you’re Paul’s You’re body’s thought of fondly in the rugby mauls But you want more You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs Your poses turn the passive into maniacs But you want more [Chorus] 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? 36 D - So what D - so what Is that all that you got? [Interlude] Dadd4 C G x2 [Chorus / Outro] 36 D - So what so wha-aaaat 36 D - So what so wha-aaaat 36 D - So what so wha-aaaat 36 D - So whaaaaaaaat He was trying to save his job 36 D 36 D He was he was trying to save his job